What Effect Does Saturn Have in Your Natal Chart? A Letter to Saturn [not Santa]

Dear Saturn, Ease Up!

I am not certain what I did in my previous lives, but most of the time I feel like you have a secret vendetta against me. Are you jealous of my freedom?

Is that why you put rings around my waist?

Each time I oil myself and slip from your vice grip, you pull another trick out of your rings and I am taking you to court.

Yep.

I am taking you to the Universal Court of Planetary Objects [UCoPO] because you are unfair and no matter what I did in those previous lives, this one does not deserve to be screwed.

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